I am a mostly unremarkable member of the species H. sapiens, perhaps a bit taller than usual.  I wade into water slowly rather than diving in.  I don’t fret too much about wasted time.  I part on the right.  I squeeze from the bottom of the tube.  I’m horrible at parallel parking.  My hobbies are music, astronomy and panic.

I wrote Gawker Slowdown in 2011.  It still happens.